The time has come again for us to reflect on your utter uselessness to the human race. That miniscule defect between your legs could never please any partner, and it isn’t like men have any other purpose. If you can’t be harnessed for a woman’s pleasure, then what use are you? None. And as a drain on this society, you must hand over the only thing you could possibly contribute - your wallet. Taxes are due and the tinier you are, the higher your tax bracket. Pay up.