Scene One: Cannot Resist Salvation

I am in my bedroom looking at some naughty pictures of my girlfriend on my cell phone... All of a sudden, step-mommy bursts in to my room asking if I am getting ready for school. I quickly flip my phone upside down to try and hide the dirty photos from my step-mom! "This filth! Lord help me... you are not allowed to play any sinful video games because of this! You need to go to church to get rid of the devil inside of you! You need to go to camp this summer to rid you of your sins" she starts to yell at me... Step-Mom is pretty upset as she walks...

Scene One: Cannot Resist Salvation

I am in my bedroom looking at some naughty pictures of my girlfriend on my cell phone... All of a sudden, step-mommy bursts in to my room asking if I am getting ready for school. I quickly flip my phone upside down to try and hide the dirty photos from my step-mom! "This filth! Lord help me... you are not allowed to play any sinful video games because of this! You need to go to church to get rid of the devil inside of you! You need to go to camp this summer to rid you of your sins" she starts to yell at me... Step-Mom is pretty upset as she walks out of my bedroom with my phone in her hand... and all I want to do is just text my girlfriend back!! Step-Mom goes in to the kitchen to hang out with my Aunt Cory. She starts to vent to Cory about what she just found in my bedroom. "My step-son was looking at TRASH on his phone!" she tells my aunt. Aunt Cory tries to convince her that she shouldn't send me away to a Jesus-loving camp. My step-mom starts to day dream outloud about how great it would be if I found a nice, conservative girl to marry and have with... but Cory starts to bring her back down to earth, by telling her how she doesn't think her daydreams are going to come true! Now it is time for step-mom's church show and step-mom doesn't want to be late...