Seems nothing I say ever sinks in for very long. He doesn't pay attention to things that are important to me, and can be quite forgetful. Well, we have a remedy for that in my house; it's called the STRAP. And the PADDLE. And he gets both, and gets them good.

Seems nothing I say ever sinks in for very long. He doesn't pay attention to things that are important to me, and can be quite forgetful. Well, we have a remedy for that in my house; it's called the STRAP. And the PADDLE. And he gets both, and gets them good.