You were always doomed to goon. Being an unwanted, unlovable loser, it was destiny. Turning to porn when everyone else in life has rejected you. Porn has never let you down. You can always count on porn. It’ll always be there for you. I’ll always be there for you. Helping you escape your sad pathetic life. Wrap your hand around your cock, let reality fade away. GOON. Embrace the bliss, this empty headed feeling you love so much. No friends, no relationships, just me, your screen, you hand, your cock. Why would you want to be anywhere else? I make you feel AMAZING. I ruin you SO GOOD. Your e...

You were always doomed to goon. Being an unwanted, unlovable loser, it was destiny. Turning to porn when everyone else in life has rejected you. Porn has never let you down. You can always count on porn. It’ll always be there for you. I’ll always be there for you. Helping you escape your sad pathetic life. Wrap your hand around your cock, let reality fade away. GOON. Embrace the bliss, this empty headed feeling you love so much. No friends, no relationships, just me, your screen, you hand, your cock. Why would you want to be anywhere else? I make you feel AMAZING. I ruin you SO GOOD. Your ego. Your “sex life.” Let’s face it, I have you completely dependent. Completely ADDICTED. You were never meant to have a “normal” life. You were doomed to GOON.