Merry Christmas Loser!! Do you have any plans today? Spending it with family, friends, perhaps a significant other? Regardless, you're watching this clip. Sneak away and worship the only gift you truly need for the holidays, Me. I'm the gift that keeps on taking. and taking, and taking until you are left with nothing. You might not get to keep physical gifts because you'll be selling them and giving Me the cash, but you get the gift of spoiling Me, pleasuring Me, and really, do you NEED anything else? Of course not!