We need to have a serious chat today. You've been dreading this moment for years, but it's time. Time to accept that you will always be a beta loser. You're a loser, plain and simple. That's never going to change, no matter how hard you try to be a man, no matter how much you don't want it to be true. So starting today, you're going to accept your fate as a beta bitch, a beta loser.