It is officially the Birthday Month of your favourite Goddess - Me! I’ve worked so hard since my birthday last year that I’ve decided I deserve to be spoiled beyond belief this year; in fact, I’ve decided that I should be spoiled every single day for the entire month of May - and you lucky bitches will be footing each and every bill I throw at you.


But before we get too ahead of ourselves, before we get too wrapped up in how much you are going to do for me this month, first things first, it’s time to administer your monthly taxes. Since it’s my Birthday Month, I’ve decided not... Show more