We all know what mistletoe means!! Kissing the woman you love under the cute little branch and berries during Christmas time. Unfortunately for you, you don’t have a woman, nor do you deserve one. This year, you’ll be kissing under the mistleTOE, my feet. You better start kissing them, you know what happens if you don’t! Bad luck for a year! Start with my big toe, and work your way over until you've kissed and worshiped every single one of my perfect toes.