Shiny takes over your brain. Shiny makes you stupid. Shiny is your addiction. You can't say no to shiny, you can't stop sending to shiny. You NEED shiny. Taking over you life, turning you into a gooning, edging, sending mess. So weak, so out of control. You can't think. All you can do is stroke, send and worship my shiny body. No thinking, just gooning. Embrace your shiny brat addiction.