I know you're been thinking about me. Any time spent with her, you find your thoughts drifting to me. In fact, it's become a problem. It's impossible to get hard for her without me on your mind. In fact, it's the ONLY way you can get hard. So start stroking, deepening your addiction to the girl you wish you had. Forget about her. You don't need her, want her, crave her. You want ME.