I know exactly why you're here. You're ready to PUMP yourself into stupidity, into that sweet spot you know so well. It's your favorite part of your day, getting home from work, letting go of the world, ready for the bliss that comes with my control. You can't deny that this is EVERYTHING you've been wanting, what you've been CRAVING. Follow my instructions, allow my voice to get inside your brain, and stroke yourself DEEPER.