WHAT SEX LIFE? You don't HAVE one. You're too shy, timid, and inferior to even TALK to a girl, let alone have sex with you. Add to the fact that your dick is microscopic, you were always doomed to fail. The only sex life a loser like you could have is getting your wallet fucked, HARD, by the girl you'll never have. Poor little inferior bitch boy. You'll never be anything but a wallet for hot women's use.

WHAT SEX LIFE? You don't HAVE one. You're too shy, timid, and inferior to even TALK to a girl, let alone have sex with you. Add to the fact that your dick is microscopic, you were always doomed to fail. The only sex life a loser like you could have is getting your wallet fucked, HARD, by the girl you'll never have. Poor little inferior bitch boy. You'll never be anything but a wallet for hot women's use.