Let me paint you a little scenario, husband.

I did not go on that one-week conference and stayed home instead.

You had no idea.

You come back home from work.

You are tired and want to pour yourself some to let the day go.

You hear a noise upstairs...

Burglars? Wind?

You take a deep breath and find the courage to check what is going on.

You notice the sounds are coming from the master bedroom.

Moans, screams... only one thing can be happening.

That slut of a wife lied to you and brought someone home to ... Show more