We both know why you’re here.. you know it’s time to pay your luxury tax. The tax you’ll be required to pay monthly from now on in order to be considered a good paypig to your Goddess Maya. Your tax will cover all of the luxurious items I buy, and all of the things I do. From my Chanel bags, down to my Giuseppe heels. You’ll be covering all of my vacations from now on, and you know your Goddess only stays at the best luxurious 5 star hotels so get to sending!