We both know why you’re here.. you know it’s time to pay your luxury tax. The tax you’ll be required to pay monthly from now on in order to be considered a good paypig to your Goddess Maya. Your tax will cover all of the luxurious items I buy, and all of the things I do. From my Chanel bags, down to my Giuseppe heels. You’ll be covering all of my vacations from now on, and you know your Goddess only stays at the best luxurious 5 star hotels so get to sending!

We both know why you’re here.. you know it’s time to pay your luxury tax. The tax you’ll be required to pay monthly from now on in order to be considered a good paypig to your Goddess Maya. Your tax will cover all of the luxurious items I buy, and all of the things I do. From my Chanel bags, down to my Giuseppe heels. You’ll be covering all of my vacations from now on, and you know your Goddess only stays at the best luxurious 5 star hotels so get to sending!