OMG! Has it gotten smaller since the last time I saw you?? I brought something to show you, I just knew you'd love it. Look at how big it is, how juicy it is... mmm I'd love to fuck myself with it soo bad.. oh wait are you jealous? You're finally realizing you don't have what it takes to please a woman? I need a REAL COCK. A Real man... something that you'll never have or be! Face it loser, this is your life.. I'm just here to laugh at you!