I've taped my husband's arms and made him my human furniture . It feels way better to sit on him than on a regular chair or sofa. Don't ask me why - It's just awesome! But do you know what's even better? Taping his mouth as well and resting my feet on his face for the entire time. That way, he HAS to smell my feet ; there is no way to escape that.

So while I'm chilling on my phone, my husband has to endure me sitting on him and being smothered by my beautiful feet in the process. It's humiliating for him, it's uncomfortable, and It's true female domination. Oh, did I tell you that ... Show more