You are the worst employee ever, but in putting you in your place, your boss has discovered you're an excellent foot sub. You may be able to keep your job through foot worship. You can start with a little foot smelling to prove your commitment. Being a foot sub is a humiliating prospect, but what else can you do? You're a lazy, untalented worker. Enjoy the privilege of sniffing executive bare feet. Or, just go home to your slut wife and tell her why you don't have a job.

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