You know...the thing about secrets is...they have a way of making your life miserable. They are always begging to be told. They are always waiting on the tip of your tongue. Dripping like honey. It's hard to keep them in. The worst part is...the longer you fight it...the longer you hold on to your secret...the harder it gets...It's like a cancer spreading inside of you. It's like a foul demon inside of you...trying to jump out of your skin. Personally? I love secrets. I love hearing them...I love keeping them...and I love telling them. I'm here to offer you a very special service. I call it... Show more