Even at your age, you knew this lady was a hot mess. Turns out she’s your new step aunt? You assume it’s complicated since your new step-mom doesn’t like to talk about her, and every time she did the words “Crazy”, “Unpredictable”, “Unreliable”, “Irresponsible” and “Slut” were thrown around. Maybe it’s best she didn’t make it to the wedding. Or maybe it was another passive aggressive jab at your new stepmom. Seems like there’s a long history of competitive slights against each other. Lucky for you, sucking your dick is next on her list of ingenious ways to piss your new stepmom off.