My girlfriend Blondzilla tells me she’s tired of being bossed around by me and it’s time for some big changes. With that, she snaps her fingers and everything goes dark. (camera now at low angle)When I come to, the room is much larger than before. Suddenly I hear stomping. Into the frame walks Blondzilla wearing a sports bra and spandex booty shorts, only now she’s absolutely massive. “Fe, fi, fo, fum” she says, her voice booming “where’s my little boyfriend, he better not run.” She finds me and stomps in excitement. She asks me what I think about her new look. She playfully flexes, gruntin... Show more