We've been having problems finding a girlfriend as of late, and we're starting to think we are the problem. So, to help sort out our problems, we make an appointment with Vonka. Unbeknownst to us, Vonka has her own plans... She tells us to take a seat on the couch, then starts with the usual "what brings you in today?" -type questions (we don't hear ourselves speak, but she answers as if we did.) As she's nodding along, writing notes, and listening to us as we answer her intake questions, we slowly start to shrink. We don't notice at first, as she asks us why we feel there is something wro... Show more