I’m trying to stretch after My workout, and you’re trying to annoy Me by stopping in to tell Me how amazing My ass looks....as if I don’t know this! I wish you would just go away, but it looks like My ass has the power of giving men instant boners, and that includes you, loser. My ass is super sweaty, seeing as I just worked out and all, but you’re so desperate and pathetic you’ll get down there and worship it anyways. So you’ll pay Me and then I’ll let you do it. I love collecting loser cash, but I love knowing the power My ass has to make you do anything for it even more...because let’s f... Show more