I hope you didn’t have any plans tonight loser (although it’s you we’re talking about, you probably didn’t) but even if you did, you’re going to cancel them right now. I have better plans for you and your Friday night.

That’s right, you are going to sit your ass home, all alone in your room, with your dick out and Me and My clips on your screen; and I want you to goon for Me all night long. you’re going to have a Friday Night Goon Fest, because losers like you don’t need to be going out, you need to be focusing on Me. I want you to edge and stroke and edge and stroke and goon until... Show more