This year, Goddess has made something ESPECIALLY for you! you won't have to be lonely this year; this bespoke gift will keep you warm and happy ALL WINTER LONG! No, it's not a sweater or scarf... it is, in fact, My VERY hairy armpits! So thoughtful of Goddess, to give you so PERSONAL a gift! I know how thankful you must be~

This year, Goddess has made something ESPECIALLY for you! you won't have to be lonely this year; this bespoke gift will keep you warm and happy ALL WINTER LONG! No, it's not a sweater or scarf... it is, in fact, My VERY hairy armpits! So thoughtful of Goddess, to give you so PERSONAL a gift! I know how thankful you must be~