you've heard the 90s phrase "All that and a bag of chips" before, right? If not, or you have forgotten the meaning, allow Me to break it down for you: This popular phrase was often used to describe someone or something that was really cool- Something very special
-Noun. all that and a bag of chips (uncountable) (slang) Something very special. Example: "She's all that and a bag of chips!"

do you get it? Good. Moving right along... Obviously, this phrase could NEVER be used to describe you... you aren't anything special... but you COULD BE, with My help. Instead of trying to achi...

you've heard the 90s phrase "All that and a bag of chips" before, right? If not, or you have forgotten the meaning, allow Me to break it down for you: This popular phrase was often used to describe someone or something that was really cool- Something very special
-Noun. all that and a bag of chips (uncountable) (slang) Something very special. Example: "She's all that and a bag of chips!"

do you get it? Good. Moving right along... Obviously, this phrase could NEVER be used to describe you... you aren't anything special... but you COULD BE, with My help. Instead of trying to achieve "Bag of Chips" status, why not go for something a little more manageable for yourself? There is something deep within you just WAITING to be awakened, and it's in *this* bag I have right here... yep! It's a bag FULL of dicks! you see, I think you've got a champion cock sucker hiding inside of yourself that's just BEGGING to come out! When I'm done with you, one bag of dicks won't be enough!