Every year you let Valentine's Day sneak up on you; leaving your wife with a last minute, cheap, impersonal gift that you pick up from a corner store on your way home from work. That's not going to fly anymore, dummy. I'm here to whip you into shape, because right now? you're a pathetic mess of a man who is *this* close to being ignored and shunned by EVERY woman you cross paths with. Bend over- I've brought you a special Valentine's gift; a bouquet of roses! My bouquet is not your typical bunch of blooms- it's made of the finest leather. This bouquet is gunna beat your ass and your greedy, se... Show more