ummmm, excuse Me.... but like, what the fuck are you doing in My tent? Just because this is a huge open concept festival where the concept of "Free Love" reigns supreme but yeahhhhhhh- that's not gunna happen for you, buddy. Look at you! You're a square. A grade A LOSER! I would NEVER let you fuck Me.. let alone touch Me! But look- its a party... and I can't let you leave without a good story to report back to your group of bros. Drop your pants... lets have a little fun together!