... you're kidding, right? you've never heard of shotgunning? How square ARE you?! LOL you're such a loser- totally not cool at all. I'll explain it to you, dork; its the perfect blend of sensual smoking and making out... the perfect way to relax and unwind with a sexy blonde Goddess. But, of course, I would never waste My smoke with you NOR would I allow you to kiss Me. Instead, I will give you this simulation- you can enjoy the swirling smoke as it leaks from My red pursed lips; imagining how amazing the experience would be in real life~