you thought you hit the girlfriend jackpot when you met Me. I'm sexy, nerdy, and adventurous in the bedroom- the complete package. Somehow, all of that seems lost on you now... taking your EXTREMELY good fortune for granted and frankly, I fucking tired of it. I've put up with A LOT when it comes to you. Do I have to spell it out for you? This is going to be a little harsh- a RUDE awakening...