What is that...thing? Don't tell Me that's your penis. WOW. I mean, just WOW. That thing is LAUGHABLE! I thought it was a wart or something- That "thing" is beyond pathetic; I can't even call it a dick. you should get that thing looked at.. or better yet; you should get it REMOVED! Why keep it, honestly? Why not make an appointment to "take care of" your little problem? Sure you could just try to keep living with it... but consider this: you can TRY to keep your "Little Problem" a little secret, but ALL secrets come out eventually. If I were you, I'd rather come up with a cool ass story as ... Show more