*All BURPING IS COMPLETELY REAL*
While checking my phone and sending off a few texts and emails, I get really thirsty. A nice bubbly soda should quench my thirst, no problem! I take a couple of big swigs of soda and get back to my phone. It does not take long for the fizzy bubbles to work their way up my tight throat and explode out of my mouth as loud burps! They start off as small little pops of sound but as I take in more and more of the carbonation, they get bigger and louder. The power of them starts to make my eyes water. I have given up trying to be polite and excuse myself. Ther... Show more