It is such a compliment that you trust me with your secret! You know, the one you told me the other day about how big your penis is? I am glad you told me but here is the thing... I do not believe you! There is no way that it is as small as you say it is! I think you must be exaggerating on how small it really is! So why don’t you prove it and show me? I want you to take your pants and underwear off so that I can see your tiny penis. You don’t have to be shy! I won’t make fun of you! Please just show me so I can give you my honest opinion on if I think it is actually small or not! I promise...

It is such a compliment that you trust me with your secret! You know, the one you told me the other day about how big your penis is? I am glad you told me but here is the thing... I do not believe you! There is no way that it is as small as you say it is! I think you must be exaggerating on how small it really is! So why don’t you prove it and show me? I want you to take your pants and underwear off so that I can see your tiny penis. You don’t have to be shy! I won’t make fun of you! Please just show me so I can give you my honest opinion on if I think it is actually small or not! I promise you I will give you my full honest opinion on if it is too small, just take your pants off and show me!