I had to release my stubborn farts from drinking all night before on vacation. My gas was so loud and my friend walked right in on me I was so embarrassed but i had to keep letting it rip. Im not holding my eggy farts for one. Don't you wish you were here to slurp up my funky rancid farts. My stomach was in shambles, a good fart eater would have definitely been beneficial.

I had to release my stubborn farts from drinking all night before on vacation. My gas was so loud and my friend walked right in on me I was so embarrassed but i had to keep letting it rip. Im not holding my eggy farts for one. Don't you wish you were here to slurp up my funky rancid farts. My stomach was in shambles, a good fart eater would have definitely been beneficial.