NASCAAR Drivers Car Breakdown - Farts for Payment?

I was just crusin on the highway headed to my race and my car BROKE DOWN!! I called the mechanic and he wanted $2000 to fix my transmission. Turns out he has a fart fetish and he's been trying to get his wife to fart in his face for 10 years but she just won't do it. He let me but this Gass straight down his throat as payment, living his life long dream!