I had a big, juicy burger before heading home. I come home to my annoying vegan roommate that I love to piss off. I confess I had a burger, which upsets my roommate. For the hundredth time, I'm reminded my roommate is vegan and I'm lectured for my love of meat. I start to burp and blow my meaty burps at my roommate to annoy even more. I take it up a notch and pin my roommate down, burping and blowing my stinky breath in my roommate's face. My roommate's eyes water and gags on the stench of my burps. That's what annoying roommates get!

I had a big, juicy burger before heading home. I come home to my annoying vegan roommate that I love to piss off. I confess I had a burger, which upsets my roommate. For the hundredth time, I'm reminded my roommate is vegan and I'm lectured for my love of meat. I start to burp and blow my meaty burps at my roommate to annoy even more. I take it up a notch and pin my roommate down, burping and blowing my stinky breath in my roommate's face. My roommate's eyes water and gags on the stench of my burps. That's what annoying roommates get!