Like the brat that I am, I whack you a little bit with chopsticks, before I begin to verbally humiliate you.
Only real men deserve nice meals like this, you pathetic losers will take whatever I will give you.
I'm so clumsy, I spill it all over the floor, oops!
I guess the only way you can eat it now is from the feet of my heels like the bottom feeder you are.