Look at yourself. Look at your dick. Your tiny little boner can barely be seen. If it's only 1 inch we can't really call it a boner. It's not REALLY a penis. Not at all. You are barely a man. You aren't a man at all. You are a beta bitch boner boy. It's so easy to get you hard. It doesn't impress anyone and never will. We can't call it big. It's tiny! You can't even look at some cameltoe without popping a tiny little inchworm boner! I can barely see it!! It's that tiny.