Hi loser. Do you like my dress? It'snew years eve. I'm going to go out and have a great time. It's a party and you're not invited. You can stay home and listen to me laugh at your loser ass. I'm going out with friends tonight and I'm wearing my best outfit to get laid loser... I know you can't relate to that. You could wear the nicest suit of all time and still look like a big ball of lard.

I bet I can guess how you are spending the holiday. You're probably sitting all alone in your house right now just waiting for me to call so you can hear my sexy voice telling you how much of a ... Show more