Santa, I hate to say it... but I'm not going to end up on the naughty list for lying to you. But here it is: you have gotten TOO fat. Santa is supposed to have a belly, not be the size of a couch! You don't even fit in the sleigh anymore!! I am just not attracted to you anymore. So here is what I want for Christmas: to cuck you and for you to bring me a sexy hot man with a juicy dick to fuck. You know I deserve it. And since I'm not getting fucked properly until you bring me my Christmas gift: you don't get to jerk off either. It's only fair if you lock up your dick in chastity.