Hi loser, I know you know you are small. It is really hard to fake that I like it. You know I don't like it. It's not big. You want me to say it is? Fine. You want to be lied to it's going to cost you. You don't mind that I'd be lying to you? Alright fine. Pay me to say it. You know it's not easy to pass this off right? Well it is tiny and smaller than my pinky finger. Listen you paid me to lie not to be convincing.

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