Misty Meaner checks her bank account and notices that Conor has been spending a lot of her money, and she’s fed up supporting a grown man in the household. Misty calls him and suggests that he get a good job. When he refuses, she prepares him for a unique position—under women’s feet. Misty trains Conor to be the BEST DOORMAT for all women, wiping her dirty feet all over her step-son’s face. She thinks about calling her friends over so he can lick their feet clean while his step-dad is at work.