You come in for a job promotion your boss is waiting for you but you seem to be soo nervous your boss says brighten up your getting a promotion but a promotion to the floor he says some magic words and you shrink to about an inch in height he is now a giant that towers over you he then puts you in a cup throws you in the sink and see's how much water you can swallow then stomps on you with his barefeet makes you smell his socks he has some fun with you before disposing of you in the trash can there you have it consider yourself promoted!