I wear my Birkenstock sandals everywhere: In my yard and garage, walking my pets, running errands. Obviously they require frequent cleaning so they remain wearable and deserving of my beautiful feet. I think you'll start with them tonight, stupid . So get that tongue out. I want to see you drooling in anticipation. Rub your mouth and tongue against the dirty soles. Slurp up all of that filth. Show me how good you are at cleaning shoes. That's it. You're such a good boy. Aren't you? Now take them off and sniff my yummy socks. I hit his out stretched tongue hard with my crop. Work your mouth ... Show more