You love sweaty, smelly socks. Don't you? Bark, and show me. Yes. That's a good boy. Want to sniff them? Do you deserve such a yummy treat? Tell me what you did today. How did you work hard for me? Do you honestly think you did enough to deserve them? I suppose you can have a sniff. Go on. Shove your snout into them. I want to hear how excited you are for such a privilege. If you show me you want them, maybe I'll use you to clean them. Wouldn't that be nice? Sniff foot mutt. Sniff, sniff, sniff.