Deciding you want to lose weight is admirable. But you're so far gone that this is going to require extreme measures. Never fear, Mikki is here to help!
I've concocted a weight loss program just for you. No counting calories, no meal prep, none of it! It is going to be so easy to know what to eat that even your dumb ass can figure it out.
Oh, also, you may as well throw away all your forks. From now on, the only utensil you will need is a straw.

Deciding you want to lose weight is admirable. But you're so far gone that this is going to require extreme measures. Never fear, Mikki is here to help!
I've concocted a weight loss program just for you. No counting calories, no meal prep, none of it! It is going to be so easy to know what to eat that even your dumb ass can figure it out.
Oh, also, you may as well throw away all your forks. From now on, the only utensil you will need is a straw.