You love to make a fool of yourself for Me. But today I don't want you to bark for Me or shove anything up your ass. No, this task is going to be much more humiliating on a cerebral level. It will cost you a few bucks, but you can do it right from the comfort of your own home. And as soon as you're finished, you can sit and wonder just what a pathetic piece of work you've become.

You love to make a fool of yourself for Me. But today I don't want you to bark for Me or shove anything up your ass. No, this task is going to be much more humiliating on a cerebral level. It will cost you a few bucks, but you can do it right from the comfort of your own home. And as soon as you're finished, you can sit and wonder just what a pathetic piece of work you've become.