I've got amazing news for you! For the first time in, well probably forever, you're going to have a date for Valentine's Day! I even picked up a nice outfit for you to wear! Oh, well, yeah it's a dress! See your date is a DUDE. And you don't have to be gay because I assure you he doesn't want to make out and cuddle. But your mouth WILL be getting a workout.
You're welcome!

I've got amazing news for you! For the first time in, well probably forever, you're going to have a date for Valentine's Day! I even picked up a nice outfit for you to wear! Oh, well, yeah it's a dress! See your date is a DUDE. And you don't have to be gay because I assure you he doesn't want to make out and cuddle. But your mouth WILL be getting a workout.
You're welcome!