If the option to bust your balls 100 times in person were feasible, I'd be charging you a cool couple grand and take great pride as you fall to the floor over and over. But since it isn't, the next best thing is instructing you to do it to yourself. I cannot wait to watch you hold back tears and throw up while you try to make it to the end.

If the option to bust your balls 100 times in person were feasible, I'd be charging you a cool couple grand and take great pride as you fall to the floor over and over. But since it isn't, the next best thing is instructing you to do it to yourself. I cannot wait to watch you hold back tears and throw up while you try to make it to the end.