After all these years, how many times can you say you achieved a goal you set for yourself? Likely, none. You've sucked at everything and you'll never achieve your dreams. But now there's one thing you can vow to do. Go through with it and FINALLY accomplish something. Of course, it will be the last thing you EVER do...

After all these years, how many times can you say you achieved a goal you set for yourself? Likely, none. You've sucked at everything and you'll never achieve your dreams. But now there's one thing you can vow to do. Go through with it and FINALLY accomplish something. Of course, it will be the last thing you EVER do...